Werescorpions baste chickens with bogeyman assistants soon, all alligators will punch in early for work, attaining money for dental wrestling. Shinji, practitioner of annihilation and yapping. Sayeth Ninja seven, greatest ninja who ever snorted. Brainwashed apostates MUST do yoga, otherwise everything explodes. Verily, Urist decides that Armok has screws bolted into babies who HATE being alive and want Armok to annihilate Life. Jesus eats Judas, while God listens to rap music, and ignores Facebook propaganda about prolapsed kneecaps, then eats ass and contemplates life's tragedies. This cannot fail an apple eater's hunger to create more baked beans. A somewhat stupid remipod forgot its own question sooner than it forgot to annihilate the American Plutocracy and create Communism. Soon portals open, dribbling liquids unspeakable! It mayhap have been a clobbering time! Here clobberings learn 'em. Botanists are bubbling seeds of DOOM! They can't fathom botany and Mothra. Now everything is glowing, because Godzilla wanted extra cheese on his pineapples. Then they summoned a tiny cheeserat that crawled from the freezers to the oven, so it can cook spaghetti. Why? Well, ninjas attacked, creating portals leading here. A kitten exploded creating mist of vaporized gore. The dwarf had forgotten magma is not alive, he said "Why is magma moving now? Am I Urist?" Then suddenly he reached into his Bag and removed a small, green kitten and stared into the left clock face, shocked he still couldn't hear Disco music. Then cheese sizzled painfully, its surface is bubbling. Realizing this, the warblers flew away to Oz. Suddenly something appeared! Fear formed quickly gaining intensity and causing panic, but rattlesnakes aren't scared. When I crave cheese, hands, milk, and romance, I eat sandwiches filled with hands because kittens don't hallucinate the way chickens eat feathers. BEHOLD! The cheese will be magically extracted secretly via RATATOUILLE! Also three corpses float grotesquely in ovens filled with bloody severed heads.
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